You can’t afford to be an artist and/or author, let alone be respected.

Us denizens of the Internet have become familiar with concepts that were foreign more than a decade ago, one of the most that causes the most influence is going viral. There’s so much variety on the web with content providing the impression that anything could essentially make you rich. However, hidden behind the curtains of survivorship bias is a massive community of people that practice art and express their creativity in a way that’s absolutely thankless.

Due to the accidental underground nature of an artist’s work, it’s unlikely that they will make any dough out of their production. Seems like in order to practise their art, they need a reliable but remedial job to pay the bills. Unfortunately, the nature of that kind of work is energy depleting zapping any creative juices needed for the concentration and initiative to produce content. Let alone something of high-quality that doesn’t exude fatigue.

Turns out, for most of us, we can’t afford to be artists, authors and creatives. Having full control over your processes comes at a cost of uncertainty and instability of money supply.

I was a deluded believer at one point that what made things so popular was the quality of a project. Eventually, I realized that it’s not the best work and most original that makes it to top, but rather the mediocre. Luck plays a big part in climbing the ladder in addition to slick marketing. The creatives with eccentric personalities often fail. Why?

My walks across the web has exposed me to obscure concepts that I found serendipitously. It was exciting to find a new favourite music track only to discover that the video accompanying it to have only several hundred of views. In fact, seeking refuge in Spotify divulges no result for which to add to my library. Going back to our question, what makes things fail? I have the impression, as some others have taught me, rather than through my own intuition, that what ‘makes it’ is something that fits the most common denominator.

These include things like food where tasters spend weeks finding the bliss point, or a pop artist using the same chord progressions over and over again; with lyrics they probably didn’t even write. Or perhaps another sitcom with yet another ironic love triangle with predictable outcomes and endings so obvious that spoilers are not even warranted.

I grew respect for many of these artists and people who radiate originality. Writing another exciting book or a low-budget movie with a more esoteric story. Rather than feeding themselves, they are feeding us, unintentionally, or even unwillingly. They bestowed us with gifts that fit our niches so we can distance ourselves for yet another mediocre work.

Some of these types have divulged the differences between being unknown and popular. Many have revealed to me that if they get big enough, their fans’ expectations of a constant stream of content puts them on a production treadmill. As a result, turning their passion into yet, another job.

Many creative types, and arrogantly putting myself into that bucket, hope for some kind of impossible miracle of some type of passive income that will keep us alive with much initial effort but eventually getting big enough to put it aside but give us a positive cashflow.

I can see my projects present hints of tiredness of the obligatory 8 hours and I see it everywhere too. The inertia of the energy is no longer there anymore. What they had time for before moving out have become an insufferable chase for free time that simply cannot be filled with anything else of lifelessness.

Although I can throw the idea of donating to someone you like, it results in absolutely nothing. Even very popular, say bloggers, don’t get much money from donations. Ads and sponsorships work, but my inclinations whisper to me that it’s not kosher. Going back to my first blog post, I alluded that the nature of our jobs no longer matches its own output when it comes to money. I can’t think of a solution because abuse will be rampant. Say we introduced a pension for artists, it will be used by the same people who defraud for disability pay or early retirement.

The only thing I have right now is thankfulness and gratitude to the many obscure artists who keep me entertained and for free. I don’t want to sound cheesy and say that you’ll end up somewhere and to work even harder.

However, you have been so late and never attempted to defend yourself. Think of the world’s unions protecting workers in order to keep their job a bit more sane. Lobbyists have the power to push governments to submit to them. Too bad nothing like that can exist for my most loved makers.

There’s no judgement for the popular ones, but I implore that those who work white-collar jobs to have a bit more respect for something they take for granted. Endlessly rich CEOs, don’t look down at someone who is trying to make their voices and guitar solos heard on stage. If you don’t want to help, and I bet most of you wouldn’t even help yourselves, at least, give their content a chance. Take a break and admire, there’s much love in there. They are the true evangelists.

I believe it would be a very interesting topic to gather up ideas on potential ideas that would allow people to express themselves without having to suffer too much from the universal grind. Leave comments below.

Much discussion flourished on Hacker News: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32487190

Top 10 Tips to Make a Top 10 List

1 - Start with an irrelevant life story.

You need to start your blog entry with something that has nothing to do with your list. Make sure it’s long, unengaging and most importantly: fill it with run-on sentences. Describe how some trivial event in your life changed your whole worldview. Include stories about your grandmother or paternal aunt that you claim inspired you. Get some ideas from online recipes where the back story is longer than the recipe itself. Trust me, this fluff is really important for a successful blog. The introduction should include how these tips have changed your life and made you a famous superstar.

2 - The list should be about something grandiose filled with platitudes.

Don’t discuss actually interesting and specific things like lists of the most useful instructions for a Motorola 68000 processor. Keep it generic and make sure it’s about some major aspect of our lives such as vague success, making a ton of money and being ‘smart’. Pretend that the reader has never thought of these ideas. Bonus points for something clickbait.

3 - Don’t do any research or give out references.

A successful list should be filled to the brim with inaccuracies. Things that win people over are usually brain chemistry and hormone claims that will activate us and keep us healthy. Say generic things and use original research with expressions such “research has shown” or “scientists have demonstrated”. Don’t ever include references to actual sources, you’re not writing a Wikipedia article here.

4 - Claim that you found a way to become a millionaire with some trivial work.

Everybody loves get quick rich schemes especially if they’re easy to do. The truth is, these schemes actually do work and world economists don’t want you to know this. They want us to be slaves to this insipid 9-to-5 grind. Show off your bank account with photoshopped balances. Fabricated or unproven passive income tips will win you a lot of readers too, trust me.

5 - Try to shove your book into their throats.

Every famous blogger has written a book about obvious things and included this list in it. Don’t make the book too long; keep it superficial. Ensure that your poor writing skills demonstrated by your blog are well reflected in that book. Sell, sell and sell this miracle that you’ve created. Unlike the ads and sponsorships on your blog, the book is what will make you a bit of disposable income. Even better, have a plug for an eBook reader that has the ultimate features despite it being too simplistic.

6 - Include stolen photos.

Photos are a great way to space out an article and make it look longer than it actually is. Don’t use your own photographs because your photography skills are above and beyond what the article deserves. Use your Google Photo search skills and copy and paste whatever you find. Don’t pay attention to the fact that some photos need attribution and royalty-free ones actually cost money to include.

7 - The list should introduce nothing new.

Medium has shown how popular blog posts that are carbon copies of another. Repeat what others have said and keep it short because you don’t want to expose your lack of knowledge in a certain subject. Somewhere in your list, you should highlight the importance of sleep and eating vegetables. The best tips are the ones that are not actionable. If you’re making a list of content such as books, just pick some random ones from a Goodreads list and even better, some that you never read yourself.

8 - Claim that you have overcome a serious and chronic condition.

Everyone wants to live a great healthy life and not bogged down by diabetes. Mental conditions are starting to surface in discussions. For example, if you’re bipolar, make sure to write that you conquered it while you’re having a manic episode. Forget the relapse that you’re already having and stop taking your medication. Great ideas are using untested and poorly research homeopathic medicine and supplements. Include a conspiracy about big-pharma and how they want us to stay sick. I mean you can sell them yourself. You need to go against the grain when it comes to what it contains. Good examples are “gluten-free”, “grain-free”, “meat by-product free”, “no genetic modifications”, “organic”, “keto-friendly”, “vegan” and so on.

9 - Fill it to the brim with conspiracy theories.

Our world is full of fear and unknowns. Why not abuse it and create some juicy conspiracy theory. There’s so many of them online with movements promoting them. Using misinformation will empower your readers and in fact keep them coming for more. Don’t be surprised that people love the craziest of ideas, especially when they’re too good to be true. People will believe anything with a good production value.

10 - Say that social media is bad for you.

So much research has been done (see, I’m not referencing anything here) to show that social media is dangerous for our well-being. Include a variation of the previous sentence and add some pizzaz to it just to make a bigger impact on your visitors. Keep the hypocrisy going with having a strong social media presence and asking people to read your tweets, follow you on Facebook and subscribe to your amazing vlogs on your YouTube channel.

I feel so shallow and dumb when I see what other smart people are doing

I was watching a video game documentary about the history of the RollerCoaster Tycoon franchise, a theme park management game that had both an easy learning curve but with incredibly sophisticated dynamics. What really impressed me however was the origins of the first two titles: written by one man in assembly language.

At that point, I realized how mediocre and untalented I was. Nothing I’m doing in my life are anything that people will remember me for. Throughout my life, I’ve seen many awe inspiring projects done by extremely talented people, way more intelligent than I am, come to fruition. Over the years, I realized how shallow and dumb I really am. I’m uninteresting.

Most of my career revolved around software development, something that I’ve done since I was 17 (now I'm 30) until a few years ago. I found myself writing entreprise software usually in the backend and that’s all I really knew except for some server administration and scripting sprinkled on top. Sat beside me were full-stack developers with expertise in DevOps as well. They knew how to do everything I could on top of so much else. As for me, I can barely write basic HTML pages.

I meet with incredibly smart people with master’s degrees and PhDs knowing so much about their field of expertise while I’m a University drop-out. People who know world history so well while being able to talk about the hard problem of consciousness at the same time. YouTubers and Twitch streamers who are so talented at playing games and entertaining us along the way.

There’s people who have paved the way for innovation and foresight that I don’t have at all. Those who make so much money due to their talents and bringing them to life in this world of ours. I’ve watched so many documentaries about all sorts of people from racing drivers, to game developers, comedians, data science experts, cybersecurity nuts, music producers, video editors, documentaries makers and so much more. These are all things that come to mind thinking that I’ll never be able to do any of that.

I’m mostly a self-taught person teaching myself skills as I go along with my life. I generally don’t pick up much except for a few facts that I can repeat to others. I can barely do derivatives anymore in math or draw like I used to. My talents are shallow and honestly quite useless.

Today, I don’t do much with my life other than binging on YouTube documentaries and reading Wikipedia articles not helping my case. My motivation for learning is shrinking slowly and would much rather stare out of the window while I’m not doing my obligatory 8 hours of daily work.

Now, I’m an unimportant technical writer composing documents for developers and users. There’s no path for career growth if I stay in this specialty. My work doesn’t feel like it takes much talent and I was hired a few times without having any credentials in business writing.

I’ve been told by previous managers that I’m always in “learning mode” and quite “creative” but I can’t convince myself that these traits are actually true. I feel untalented, empty and dumb.

My dreams do exist but they starting to seem more and more superficial. There’s a lot of subjects and activities that I’m really interested of getting into but I can’t just dive into it. I blame it on the lack of time and laziness but I have strong time management skills and can conjure up much empty slots in my schedule.

There was quite a bit of discussion on Hacker News.

Hacker News (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29281468)